The Excuse Generator

Never be at a loss for a plausible explanation again.

One of The Operator's most beloved tools. When something breaks (and it will), you need an excuse that's technical enough to sound real but absurd enough to be entertaining.

This is that tool.

Control Panel

Severity Level: 50%

MinorCatastrophic

Blame Target

Technical Depth: 50%

VagueIncomprehensibly specific

Sample Excuses

"Quantum tunneling in the SSD caused bit rot in the hypervisor. It's a known issue. In theoretical physics."
"The load balancer achieved sentience and made different choices. We're negotiating."
"Cosmic rays flipped a bit. That bit was important. Very important."
"The DNS server was attempting to resolve 'localhost.local' recursively. For 6 hours."
"A user tried to email the server. The server took it personally."